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msgid "errno(2) codes - GNU Project - Free Software Foundation"
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msgid "GNU Home"
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"</a> / <a href=\"/fun/humor.html#content\">GNU humor</a> / <a "
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msgid "Subject: errno(2) codes"
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msgid "From: Naim Abdullah"
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msgid "Date: 16 Sep 86 05:45:44 GMT"
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"The following was sent to me by a friend who was working at HP during the "
"summer. I am posting it here for the people who missed the USENIX "
"conference and who don't get the HP newsgroups."
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"At the USENIX Association conference in Atlanta recently a contest was held "
"to invent the most humorous/bizarre/etc UN*X error message of the errno(2) "
"‘EERROR’ type. This contest had been tried at an earlier "
"European Users Group meeting, where the winning entry was:"
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msgid "ENOTOBACCO"
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msgid "Read on an empty pipe"
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"You get the idea. A partial [alphabetized] list of ‘top(?)’ "
"entries from Atlanta [and from several readers of hp.unix] follows; if your "
"pun/wierdness tolerance is low, you may want to abandon ship:"
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msgid "EBEFOREI"
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msgid "Invalid syntax"
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msgid "ECHERNOBYL"
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msgid "Core dumped"
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msgid "ECRAY"
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msgid "Program exited before being run"
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msgid "EDINGDONG"
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msgid "The daemon is dead"
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msgid "EFLAT"
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msgid "System needs tuning"
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msgid "EGEEK"
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msgid "Program written by inept Frat member"
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msgid "EIEIO"
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msgid "Here-a-bug, there-a-bug, …"
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msgid "EIUD"
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msgid "Missing period"
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msgid "ELECTROLUX"
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msgid "Your code could stand to be cleaned up"
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msgid "EMILYPOST"
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msgid "Wrong fork"
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msgid "END.ARMS.CONTROL"
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msgid "Silo overflow"
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msgid "ENOHORSE"
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msgid "Mount failed"
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msgid "ENONSEQUETOR"
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msgid "C program not derived from main(){printf(\"Hello, world\");}"
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msgid "EWATERGATE"
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msgid "Extended tape gap"
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msgid "EWOK"
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msgid "Aliens sighted"
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msgid "Your code appears to have been stir-fried"
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msgid "EWOULDBNICE"
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msgid "The feature you want has not been implemented yet"
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msgid "And finally, a sort-of “period piece”:"
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msgid "EMR.ED"
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msgid "A host is a host,"
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msgid "From coast to coast"
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msgid "And nobody talks to a host that's close,"
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msgid "Unless the host that isn't close"
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msgid "Is busy, hung, or dead."
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msgid "I would also like this new signal to be supported:"
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msgid "SIGNUKE"
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msgid "Nuclear event occurred (cannot be caught or ignored :-)"
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msgid "<a href=\"/fun/jokes/errno.2.txt\">Original email</a>"
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msgid "Paul Hardy who was at the conference remembered these entries:"
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msgid "EEEEK"
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msgid "Mouse on floor"
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msgid "Wrong operating system"
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msgid "ENODICE"
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msgid "Error in rand"
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msgid "ECREAT"
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msgid "Missing vowel"
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"The top 300 entries can be found in <a "
"href=\"https://web.archive.org/web/20181221020643/http://unix-archive.pdp11.org.ru/Documentation/AUUGN/AUUGN-V08.34.pdf\"> "
"this conference trip report</a> (p. 66) by Nick Stoughon."
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"The joke on this page was obtained from the FSF's email archives of the GNU "
"Project. The Free Software Foundation claims no copyright on it."
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