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<h2>Where is any-key???</h2>

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From: Thomas Henneke Henneke<br />
To: gnu@gnu.org gnu@gnu.org<br />
Subject: humor humor<br />
Date: Fri, 21 Feb 2003 22:05:41 +0100 +0100</p>

<p>
Here is an old one, but I still like it:
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- Please press any key! key!<br />
- Where is the any-key?
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